As my house, you've provided a cozy place for us to make our home and I fully intend to reside in you as long as possible. You've given us a place to make memories, to relax and to gather with friends and family. For those things I thank you.
However, there's an issue I feel needs to be addressed. Actually, it's more of a request. Can you please do a little more to contain the small insects and other crawly-things to the OUTSIDE of yourself? Now, I'm not completely inflexible...letting a few tiny outdoor creatures into the garage occasionally is acceptable. But the large pinchy-type bug I found on my curtains this morning? Don't ever let it happen again. Do we have an understanding?
Good.
I look forward to the rest of my [hopefully] bug-free day here at home.
Thank you.
